Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. - CHRISTMAS VACATION
Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare! - A Christmas Story
Kevin McCallister: A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
Buzz McCallister: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
Doris: Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.
Kris Kringle: Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. - Miracle on 34th Street
Clark: It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
Eddie:Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
Scott Calvin: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!
Neil Miller: I was 3, and it was an Oscar Meyer Weenie whistle...Christmas came...noo weenie whistle. And that's when I stopped believing in Santa.
Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing. .- The Santa Clause
Jack Skellington: And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...! - The Nightmare before Christmas
Jack Skellington: Eureka! This year, Christmas will be - OURS!
Grinch: It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes, or bags!
Narrator: He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more! - How the Grinch Stole Christmas
"Kevin McCallister: Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!"
"Kevin McCallister: Keep the change ya filthy animal!" - Home Alone
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid." - A Christmas Story
"Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark." - Christmas Vacation
“SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!" - Elf
~Steph Geezy~
