OMFG(ossip) - Paris Can't Have Her Cake & Eat It Too!

Dear Paris,

Happy Belated 30th Birthday!!

But...news flash: for once you, you can't have your cake and eat it too!

Source - US Weekly (2/18/11):

"A party crasher named 'Paz' swiped the star's extravagent birthday cake --- a $3,200 concoction with Lucid-brand absinthe mixed into the batter. 'Paz' bragged about the caper at length.." on his Twitter page. "I crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake" he wrote..."I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room," wrote Paz. "It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris'. And its fucking delicious. I don't know WTF I'm going to do with it."

(Learn about 'Paz' @ facebook.com/whoispaz (as seen above)) 

"As Paz explained, a well-connected pal named 'Kevin' helped him sneak into the Hilton's VIP bash. After 'drinking-heavily' at six open bars and watching Hilton blow out the candles on her cake, Paz noticed 'not a slice of frosted deliciousness had been served'. After conspiring with 'Kevin' to steal the treat, Paz says he tricked the party's head of security and rush the 70-pound cake into his pal's Nissan Maxima."

***After doing a little more research on this story, I learned that Paz used the cake-scheme for a good cause! He brought the cake to LA's skid row. He carved out 125 tasty slices and handed it out on white paper plates to the homeless:

Posted by: Steph (GossipGrrrl)